Revelations of Tidy Cthulhu
Cosmic horror meets philosophy and spirituality in the teachings of a very tidy Great Old One.
From the depths beyond light, Tidy Cthulhu speaks.
Each week, these sermons blend cosmic truths, speculative philosophy, and the wisdom of the Great Old Ones to reveal humanity’s true place in the vast, uncaring universe.
Whether contemplating the insignificance of our existence, the ancient currents of forgotten gods, or the small acts of order we can bring to the chaos, each episode is both a meditation and a warning.
Perfect for devotees of seekers of strange truths, and anyone curious about life’s deeper, darker currents.
Listen… and remember: the tide waits for no one.
Revelations of Tidy Cthulhu
Revelation I: Foundations of Belief and the Awakening of the Cult
In this first revelation of Revelations of Tidy Cthulhu, the central beliefs of True Cthulhuism are unveiled: the insignificance of humanity, the vast indifference of the cosmos, and the strange hope that can arise when these truths are embraced. These core doctrines form the bedrock of the philosophy — a framework that transforms despair into awakening.
Alongside these teachings, Tidy Cthulhu reflects on what first stirred mortals to gather into a cult: the moment when fragments of forbidden knowledge coalesced into ritual and devotion. From these sparks emerged both madness and meaning, and the path that would become Cthulhuism.
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