Cosmic horror meets philosophy and spirituality in the teachings of a very tidy Great Old One.

From the depths beyond light, Tidy Cthulhu speaks.

Each week, these sermons blend cosmic truths, speculative philosophy, and the wisdom of the Great Old Ones to reveal humanity’s true place in the vast, uncaring universe.

Whether contemplating the insignificance of our existence, the ancient currents of forgotten gods, or the small acts of order we can bring to the chaos, each episode is both a meditation and a warning.

Perfect for devotees of seekers of strange truths, and anyone curious about life’s deeper, darker currents.

Listen… and remember: the tide waits for no one.